Well what have you really sacrificed lately?
The best thing about my girlfriend’s unplanned pregnancy? All the unprotected sex we could have in advance of the abortion!
If a zit on David Segui’s bicep flaps its wings in Baltimore . . .
Child Pornograph-T
A return to hanky panky
Post-worthy wordplay in the headline
If there’s a link between disaster tourism [...]
Oh boo hoo, the plight of the Manhattan town house owner
Cops that shoot and how often they hit
Get the hell out of my mental space
Another installment of The World According To Jocko
Vacations are for indulgences
Forgive yourself for buying all those tomatoes from Costco
The golden year of Bel Biv DeVoe
And the Year in Ideas
The week that was:
Time Was . . . no one with a five-letter first name beginning with “O” endorsed anyone — now, not only is someone with a five-letter first name beginning with the letter “O” endorsing someone but that someone actually has a five-letter first name beginning with “O”! (and that person [...]
Long-distance edition…
Some days, Ron Paul comes off as the Sanjaya of the Republican primary
Turkish newspapers in Germany
Great strides are being made in unraveling the mystery of DNA . . . but you can’t handle the truth!
Broadway stagehands strike …
And tourists don’t know what to do with themselves
Isn’t the idea of adults reviewing books written by [...]
We’re back!
When in doubt, go to law school. Then run for President
Guns N’ Roses scented candles
Halloween without pitchforks . . . unthinkable!
Go on and put the “green” back in Greenland
You don’t deserve Philadelphia, which is not the sixth borough
My So-Called Life on DVD
Divorce ironically
We’re back!
Hugo Chavez tweaks the U.S. by pumping money into the South Bronx.
Middle school kids on birth control
The New York Times Best Seller List banishes Elie Wiesel
Suffice it to say, supplying Sexy Bumblebee outfits to the masses has become a big business
Fun Fact of the Week: forget abortion, leaded gasoline is what causes crime
Quote of [...]
It’s eminently debatable as to whether anyone stole our New York Times this week.
An Ahmadinejad blog wrapup
Also, Iran figures out a better way to fix gay people
Now that the Phillies are in the playoffs, Philadelphia might have to postpone getting all those volunteers out there
The Clinton Cackle (Also, YouTube Video of the Cackle)
Fun Fact of [...]
This week, featuring a real-live print edition of the Times:
Honor killings in Syria
Is it time to cut loose your slacker boyfriend?
Jen says Katha Pollitt needs a makeover (but not an extreme makeover)
S.E. Hinton’s The Outsiders 40 years later
Fun Fact of the Week: When you need filler for a bunch of full-page advertisements, look to Tina [...]
This week:
Old Maids vs. the Salvation Army
As Billy Walsh might say, Suits Suck
You think it can’t possibly get any worse, and then it does
Fun Fact #1: Japanese desperate housewives moving large quantities of foreign currency
Fun Fact #2 Ethan Hawke’s great-uncle is Tennessee Williams
Fun Fact #3: Jane Fonda caused global warming
